THE FIRST NEW MOON OF 2014 IS ON JANUARY 1, 2014 HOW WICKED IS THAT YOU GET THE NEW MOON, THE START OF NEW THINGS, ON THE FIRST DAY OF THE NEW YEAR WHICH IS ALSO THE START OF NEW THINGS
MOON POWER ACTIVATE
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THE FIRST NEW MOON OF 2014 IS ON JANUARY 1, 2014 HOW WICKED IS THAT YOU GET THE NEW MOON, THE START OF NEW THINGS, ON THE FIRST DAY OF THE NEW YEAR WHICH IS ALSO THE START OF NEW THINGS
MOON POWER ACTIVATE
FUCK nintendo (opens my wallet) i CANNOT believe they’re selling this shit (pulls out $150) an entirely new fucking console that’s exactly like the old one (gives money to cashier) all it is is a new fucking button the 3ds doesnt have (goes home with my new 3ds ll) this is fucking bullshit god damn it (buys and plays all the games that come out for it) fuck nintendo
I just want all girls to feel the importance of reclaiming their bodies, whether it’s getting a new tattoo, taking a yoga class, eating a piece of cake, fucking someone who makes you laugh, buying a new vibrator, or something as simple as getting a new body lotion. Show yourself kindness and love your damn self.
*buys a new bra*
me: i’m starting over, a new life! i am no longer the same person, i am a beautiful fresh radiant beam of light, i am untouchable, this is a new beginning
my mom finally bought a toaster
why did this get notes
we’re happy for you
its just a toaster
it’s been three years since i made this post. stop congratulating me on the toaster! stop asking me how the new toaster is doing!! i don’t know!! i haven’t lived with my mom in almost a year! i haven’t seen that toaster in months!! she might even have a new new toaster now!!! who knows!? not me!
Bears are the new trend 🐻🐻😳😳 also I’m cooking noodles
Errr new trend?
yes I want a t shirt with a bear on it 🐻🐻 new trend . Someone make it happen
What kind of bear
a Berenstein bear 🐻🐻 Someone better get to it
wait back up what kind of noodles?
Pot Noodles 🐻🐻 that’s their actual name google it I’m not on pot . well i am but irrelevant to pot noodles
my mom finally bought a toaster
why did this get notes
we’re happy for you
its just a toaster
it’s been three years since i made this post. stop congratulating me on the toaster! stop asking me how the new toaster is doing!! i don’t know!! i haven’t lived with my mom in almost a year! i haven’t seen that toaster in months!! she might even have a new new toaster now!!! who knows!? not me!
what does it mean when you have a whole bunch of crows hanging out in your backyard
asking for a friend
it means you have new friends!
are these good new friends or “death is coming” sort of new friends
yes!
